The blog post dives into the Old English epic Beowulf with a fun, irreverent tone. It argues that Grendel is undeniably a monster and explores the motivations of Grendel's mother, referencing Jane Chance's theory that her actions stem from grief rather than vengeance. The post then analyzes Beowulf's dive into the underwater lair as a symbolic journey and highlights the heroic qualities—honor, fearlessness, selflessness, and duty—demonstrated by Beowulf. It concludes by emphasizing the poem's enduring themes of courage and the battle against darkness, inviting readers to share their thoughts on heroism and the nature of monsters.

The text argues that Grendel is unequivocally a monster, not a misunderstood outcast, due to his violent actions in Beowulf. It then shifts to Beowulf, suggesting he embodies the Heroic Age ideals more than specifically Anglo-Saxon ones, comparing him to an 80s action hero. The piece concludes by reiterating Grendel's monstrous nature and labeling Beowulf as an action hero.